Cheetah Piss (THCA Flower)

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Cheetah Piss – Potent, Pungent, and Fast-Acting

Don’t let the name fool you—Cheetah Piss is a legendary hybrid that delivers nothing but pure fire. Inspired by the famous Cat Piss strain but amped up with a sweeter, fruitier twist, this cultivar hits hard and fast—like its namesake feline on the hunt.

Expect an intense, skunky aroma layered with citrus, tropical fruit, and a hint of diesel. The smoke is bold yet surprisingly smooth, coating your palate with tangy-sweet funk that lingers. The high kicks in almost instantly, launching you into a euphoric, giggly headspace before melting into a relaxed, happy body buzz.

Perfect for social sessions, creative bursts, or anytime you need a mood-lifting reset. Just be ready—this one doesn’t creep, it pounces.

Strain Type: Balanced Hybrid

Effects: Euphoric, Creative, Relaxed

Flavor Notes: Skunky Citrus, Tropical Fruit, Diesel

Best For: Daytime or early evening use, social settings, creative work

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Mike C.
Cheetah Piss: The Strain That Marked Its Territory on My Lungs

When I first opened it, the aroma hit me like a wild cat letting loose in a forest. It was funky, gasoline-y, and boy did it appear to be dry. Then I went and ground some and dang it wasn’t dry. It was sticky. My fingers came away coated in enough resin that I briefly wondered if I'd accidentally grabbed a glue stick instead. 😊

I took two good hits and all I can say is…. Amazing! I think this has hit me better than anything else. I half-expected a cheetah to pounce out of nowhere and pee on me in protest. For a second, I truly wondered if I’d somehow been turned into a cheetah myself. (Side effect: I may have yowled.) Ok! Ok! Humor aside, that initial rush softened, leaving behind a satisfying, tingling buzz that carried my brain up into the clouds while my brain was just drifting about.

IMO: This stuff is potent. The resinous stickiness meant I was redoing the cleanup on my fingers for a good 5 minutes afterward. (Pro tip: don’t attempt to text or pet your dog immediately after — the trace trivets.)

Pros:
• Absolutely sticky, trichome-coated — you’ll know it’s real
• Bold, funky aroma/flavor — not for faint-noses
• Powerful head buzz with a mellowing tail

Cons: (HAD TO MAKE SOME UP)
• That first hit might feel like cat pee in the face (in the best possible way)
• Resin everywhere — your lighter, fingers, clothes will all pay
• Approach with respect — it ain’t gentle

In short: Cheetah Piss doesn’t pussyfoot around. It pounces, it surprises, and it leaves you impressed. If you like your flower bold, sticky, and unforgettable and you don’t mind feeling like a cheetah just got the drop on you; this is a wild ride worth taking.

Would I try it again? Absolutely, Hell if I could afford it I'd go buy all he had and stash it away. :)

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