When I first opened it, the aroma hit me like a wild cat letting loose in a forest. It was funky, gasoline-y, and boy did it appear to be dry. Then I went and ground some and dang it wasn’t dry. It was sticky. My fingers came away coated in enough resin that I briefly wondered if I'd accidentally grabbed a glue stick instead. 😊
I took two good hits and all I can say is…. Amazing! I think this has hit me better than anything else. I half-expected a cheetah to pounce out of nowhere and pee on me in protest. For a second, I truly wondered if I’d somehow been turned into a cheetah myself. (Side effect: I may have yowled.) Ok! Ok! Humor aside, that initial rush softened, leaving behind a satisfying, tingling buzz that carried my brain up into the clouds while my brain was just drifting about.
IMO: This stuff is potent. The resinous stickiness meant I was redoing the cleanup on my fingers for a good 5 minutes afterward. (Pro tip: don’t attempt to text or pet your dog immediately after — the trace trivets.)
Pros:
• Absolutely sticky, trichome-coated — you’ll know it’s real
• Bold, funky aroma/flavor — not for faint-noses
• Powerful head buzz with a mellowing tail
Cons: (HAD TO MAKE SOME UP)
• That first hit might feel like cat pee in the face (in the best possible way)
• Resin everywhere — your lighter, fingers, clothes will all pay
• Approach with respect — it ain’t gentle
In short: Cheetah Piss doesn’t pussyfoot around. It pounces, it surprises, and it leaves you impressed. If you like your flower bold, sticky, and unforgettable and you don’t mind feeling like a cheetah just got the drop on you; this is a wild ride worth taking.
Would I try it again? Absolutely, Hell if I could afford it I'd go buy all he had and stash it away. :)
