Real COAs vs. Fake PDFs: Protecting Yourself as a Hemp Smoker

In today’s hemp market, not every label tells the truth. While legitimate craft growers test every batch and post real lab reports, some sellers cut corners — or worse, post fake Certificates of Analysis (COAs). For buyers, learning how to spot the difference is essential.

At Geremy Greens, transparency isn’t a marketing line — it’s our standard. Here’s how you can protect yourself.

What a Real COA Should Show

A genuine COA will include:

• Lab Information: The testing lab’s name, license number, and contact info.

• Batch or Lot Number: Matches the product you’re holding.

• Cannabinoid Breakdown: THCA, THC, CBD, and minor cannabinoids listed with percentages.

• Terpene Profile (if tested): Adds insight into aroma and effects.

• Date of Test: Recent and relevant to the current harvest.

Look for a QR code that links back to the lab’s official site — not just a PDF hosted by the brand.

Red Flags of a Fake or Useless Report

• Blurry or Cropped PDFs: Signs of screenshots or edits.

• Missing Lab Info: No accreditation or third-party details listed.

• Unrealistic Numbers: Every product showing “40% THCA” or “perfect results” is suspicious.

• No Batch Link: If the COA doesn’t connect to the jar in your hand, it’s meaningless.

Why It Matters

Lab reports aren’t just paperwork. They prove your flower is free of pesticides, heavy metals, and sprayed-on synthetics. They also confirm that what’s sold as “THCA flower” really meets legal and potency standards.

How Geremy Greens Handles Testing

• Every Batch Posted: We upload COAs directly on our site.

• Direct Lab Links: Reports connect back to accredited labs.

• Transparency First: If a batch doesn’t meet our standards, it never makes it to your jar.

Quick FAQ

Can COAs be faked easily?
Unfortunately, yes. Unscrupulous sellers can download a template and adjust numbers. That’s why QR verification is key.

Do all COAs list terpenes?
Not always. Terpene testing costs more, but it gives a fuller picture of the flower’s profile.

What if a seller refuses to share COAs?
That’s your signal to walk away. Every trustworthy grower provides them.