Hippie Crippler (26.2%) THCa Flower

Hippie Crippler hits hard and fast with a blast of lemon-peel funk, cheesy gas, and a hint of pine. This sativa-leaning hybrid delivers an energetic cerebral buzz followed by a mellow, body-tingling calm. The high starts in the head—uplifting, creative, and talkative—then slides into a smooth body unwind without knocking you out.
The terpene blend of Myrcene (for that funky calm), Pinene (for mental clarity), and Caryophyllene (for anti-inflammatory relief) makes this a favorite for daytime toking, social sessions, or decompressing with a grin.