A creamy citrus cloud with zero stress and maximum peace. No drama. No chaos. Just calm.
Strain Overview
No Drama Lama is a rare hybrid crafted for chill seekers. With an aroma of creamy lemon, earthy gas, and subtle fruit funk, this strain is all about ease. Each inhale invites mental clarity, emotional balance, and that golden “I’m good” feeling. The flavor lingers soft and sweet, with just enough kick to keep things interesting.
Lab-Tested Potency & Cannabinoid Profile
THCA: 33.6%
Total THC: 32.65%
Total Cannabinoids: 28.84%
Test Date: 01/23/2025
Effects
This hybrid delivers smooth, balanced effects: light behind the eyes, loose in the body, and blissfully detached from the world’s BS. It's ideal for solo resets, creative breaks, or just vibing in your own lane.
Why This Strain
It’s your emotional support flower — made for peace, quiet, and keeping the vibe in check. Puff, exhale, and leave the stress behind.
How to Use
Best enjoyed when you need to wind down without shutting off. Works great in glass, papers, or as part of your infused blend.
Storage Tips
Keep in a cool, dark place in an airtight jar. Avoid heat and light to preserve flavor and potency. Shelf life: 6–12 months sealed.
Legal Compliance
This product is Farm Bill compliant with <0.3% Δ9 THC. For adult use only. Do not operate machinery while using.
Disclaimer
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Lab-tested and produced in accordance with legal guidelines.
